Desirable ways of winning over the opposite sex

The Art of Being Attractive

Being attractive can be quite enjoyable, as long as you don’t keep attracting serial killers. It makes people want to talk to you, to spend time with you and if they’re desperate enough, fall in love with you.

A warm personality, pleasant features and a generous manner are a good start. Nice eyes and hair will get you points and it helps if your teeth and eyes are straight.

At its core, attraction comes down to our animal instincts.

On a very deep level men are looking for a woman who’ll give them strong offspring with a good chance of reproducing themselves.

Women are looking for a man who will do the same but they also want someone who’ll happily sit up late at night and talk about their relationship when they were just about to fall asleep.

Some physical attributes are sure fire winners with the opposite sex. Generally, men go weak at the knees in the presence of an ample bosom while lots of women get a bit giddy at the thought of an enormous wallet.

Sadly, there are women who feel the only way to make themselves attractive is to cover up their actual face.

First job in a morning is to turn on the cement mixer.

On the other hand, a majority of men assume they’re stunningly attractive the way they wake up, sweaty vest and all.

Power, confidence and bizarre toes can also be appealing but growing facial hair is a risk because it goes in and out of fashion so much.

At the moment, for example, moustaches aren’t considered to be attractive and on men they look rubbish as well.

Don’t worry though if you’re not easy on the eye because a magnetic personality is just as potent.

Great conversation and an interest in others should be your chief weapons and if you can make people laugh as well you’ve got a first-class ticket to Popularville.

The danger in being too attractive is that you get inundated with people keen to be around you who aren’t anywhere near as attractive as you.

I’ve had to take on extra security to keep the crowds back.

Unfortunately, it’s only encouraged them more because they now think I’m playing hard to get.

As you know, there’s nothing more attractive than that.


Next week . . . The Art of being Magical.